|“||Home country - mother, foreign land - stepmother.||”|
— Russian proverb.
| XAXAXA i trick yuo|
XAXAXA i trick yuo
|Reality state||Russian Federation|
|Government||THE GREAT IMMORTAL LEADER VLADIMIR PUTIN|
|Personality||The biggest country in the world. Strongest with China and USA.|
|Language||Russian (official) and many other ethnic minority languages|
|Military||I HAVE TEH STRONGEST MILLITARY MWAHAHAHA|
|Relations and opinions|
|Friends||[], [] (they can into hating Germans too!), [], [], [], BRICS Members, Argentina, Uruguay, Namibia, Pakistan, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan, Mongolia, [weirdo behind us who keeps buying our Lolita novels]|
|Enemies||[][], the LGBT community, [], [][], [], []|
|Likes||Bears, Guns, Orthodoxy, Tanks, Nukes, The Green Elephant, Borstsh, Tea, Ice, Kvas, Pelmeni, Alexander Nevsky (not Alexander Kuritsyn!), Joseph Stalin, Glorious leader Vladimir Putin.|
|Dislikes||Everything German (those kebab-eating homosexual atheists!), Any civilization, Gays, Kebab, Truman, [VICIOUS VIKINGS!!!!!!!], memes about him, chechens, holodomor, [] wearing ushanka (only I have right to wear ushanka)|
|Date founded||1991 (current)|
|Successor(s)||He want's to return USSR, ? New USSR?? GLORY TO PUTIN AND STALIN!|
|Is of importants|
|Food||Borchut, sci, kasa, pancakes with honey, kvass, many sopes and bread.|
|Can into space?||Was of First!|
|I HOLD TEH COLDEST TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE ANTARCTICA, I LOVE MY SMALL TOWN V|
|I wanna return dad back|
Russiaball is a large and strong countryball in Eurasia and is the largest countryball in the world. Russiaball is usually strong, proudly, and it got better compared to its old Soviet days, and known for its constant rivalry against [] and []. He can into space, and in fact he is the first into space. However, Russiaball is grumpy with the US. Russiaball has fairly good relations with Chinaball but hates Japanball.
Russiaball were the ancestors of the ancient Slavs ([]). On their land attacked the []. During the reign Oleg became the capital of Russia Kiev. So there was a law (many times right) Russian Grandpa - [Rusball|Kievan Rusball]. He fought many times with []. In 988 he took the Orthodox faith. But soon his sons ([Rusball|Vladimir-Suzdal Rusball], Kiev principalityball, "[Republicball|Lord Novgorodball the Great]" (his favorite nickname), etc.) shared inheritance and less listened to each other. Meanwhile, Europe was attacked by []-[]. Russian reported by [] (generally Russian hated them and they have them too). In 1223 a battle on the river Kalka ... Almost all Russian principalities were conquered by the [Empireball|Mongol Empireball]. Russia almost was captured. When the remains of captured Poles provazglasil independence [Republicball|Novgorodball]. (It turns out that Russia fully nobody ever won). Novgorodball and Vladimirball were right (3 times right) grandparents Russiaball.
Soon Moscow Russiaball won in 1380 winning the [Hordeball|Golden Hordeball] (the Battle of Kulikovo), and exactly 100 years later (1480) in general has ceased to be a "slave" to the Mongols (the Battle of the Ugra river). In [Duchy of Muscovyball|Muscovy] and Byzantiumball had a son - [of Russiaball|Tsardom of Russiaball]. He fought with [] and []. His son - the Russian Imperialball conquered the [], fought with [], [], [], the [Empireball|Japanese Empireball] and the[German Reichtangle]. In 1918, his son, the [Unionball|Soviet Unionball] killed him. He was born many children - Russiaball, [], [] and others.
In 1941, his "friend" of [Germanyball|Nazi Germanyball] treacherously attacked him, and after 4 years of a fascist himself killed himself by declaring that War. Signs hero cities have been awarded many of his grandchildren - [], [], [Petersburgball|Leningradball], [], [], [], [] and others. In 1962, because of his other [] nearly started a new, perhaps THE LAST WAR IN OUR HISTORY! In 1986, his daughter [] something naughty (more in the article about []). In 1957, Russiaball and her brother [SSR|Kazakhbrick] launched the first rocket into space. Before the Great Patriotic War (in the former [Unionball|Soviet Union], so called Second World War) the Soviet Unionball selected for children daughters [SSRball|Belarusball] and [SSRball|Ukraineball] of the land of his brother - [Republic of Polandball|Polandball] (Polish father, a former Polish kingdom) ([(character)|Polandball] - Russia's slavic brother) which Polandball took away the Soviet Unionball in 1920. After the death of the father (or murder) Russiaball first behaved more lightly. But after the war in [] and the two defold, Russiaball pulled himself together and started to build a new life. In 2014, Russiaball returned his brother - [],-to his clay, despite the fact that the West was against it.
- []- husband, friend and perhaps brother.
- [] - Western pigski who is my Frienemy
- [] -
The Antichrist. The evil abomination born from the [of Babylon] as the homosexual son of [], the Arch-nemesis of the Slavic race since the beginning of time. REMOVE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS, REMOVE PRUSSIA, REMOVE ANSCHLUSS, REMOVE NAZI! ANGELA MERKEL IS ADOLF HITLER'S GAY DAUGHTER! REMOVE HOMOKRAUT AND THEIR KEBAB ALLIES AND THE LITTLE SATANS OF AMERICA, MOROCCO AND ISRAEL FROM THE PREMISES! RUSSIAN SLAV WINTER STRONK, VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVICH PUTIN STRONKER THAN ANGELA HITLER, BRICS STRONKER THAN MERKELREICH, STALINGRAD BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! SAINT ALEXANDER NEVSKY SHALL RETURN TO SEND THE HOMOKRAUTS AND THE KEBABS BACK TO HELL!! STOP BULLYING UK!Best drinking buddies ever. Really, because Putin said so, therefore it's right. If Putin said it, therefore it must be true.
- [] - They remove vodka. Literally (alcohol is against Sharia). And they stole Constantinople! Best friends with Merkelreichtangle and therefore threat to Russia.
- [Orthodoxy] - State religion of the Holy Russian Empire, and bulwark against the German devil (forget the atheist Soviet era, it never worked.)
- [] - I gib him lots of weapons so he likes me and I like him. Also both in BRICS together. DEFEND CURRY!
- [], [], [] and [] - Orthodox Christianity only Christianity! Protestantism is HERESY made by crazy, vicious Capitalist Vikings!
- [] - Another frienemy. He's protestant, but we both can into tea and German Devils removing. So my question is: WHY YUO DON'T WANT TO JOIN [Unionball|MY RESTORED USSR?]
- [] - Orthodox Christianity only Christianity! Catholicism is HERESY made by Romans!
- [] - Worthy opponent, they treated our prisoners like gentlemen during the [War|Russo-Japanese War]. Our book Lolita is number one bestseller there. Now a loyal bondage slave of the German devil. I am never givings []!
- [] - Silly western pigski who are easy to bully. xaxaxaxa, polan cannot into space!
- [] - Runaway EU sister. Traitorous apostates who hate us because Natalia Poklonskaya used her Slavic sexiness to
- [] - Canada and Russia were buddies as vast resource-rich countries. They sometimes get abit hostile to each other over arctic clay or a hockey game. Their friendship has deteriorated since that really awful disgrace of a video game sequel. As of 2014,their relationship have greatly worsened.
- [] - Just arctic buddies...
- [] - The Best Friend and little sister.
- [] - Russia's brother and friend. Kazakstan sometimes lets Russia use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody he wants removed.
- Balkan Countries - Most of the countries of the Ballkans are Russia's cousins and hang out alot. With the exception of [] and []. [], [], [], [], [], [] and [] are his cousins.
- [] - Doesn't want her to be with Romania and EU, nor Ukraine.
- [] - Doesn't want him to be with Bulgaria, Greece and EU, nor Serbia, nor Albania.
- [] - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not?
- []- June 12 is me and little comrade's special day! Russia day for me and independence for him. He is unfortunately that pig's teenage son.
- [] - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there) and sister.
- [Unionball|Eurasian Unionball] - great Russia's son.
- [] - Best friendski! Great helpings against capitalist American pig, and know truth about new world order NATO!
- [] - Best friends. Even Bulgariaball is in Nato and EU.But this makes Bulgaria confused.
- [] - Worst fear
- [] - Ah you son. Also you're second worst fear
- [] - recently insane, relationships since
USSR, sovietlonk time of both helpings each other out , always of visiting [] in vacation , he is makings me room in his new canal, of supporting christianity in there helped him in his canal war, of likings him cause he was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned him enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR.
Images And ComicsEdit
- Poland cannot into woman
- Burdened Whiteness' Man
- Soothing anger
- Nordic Conflict
- Brothers of Three
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